Friday, December 14, 2018

My Christmas To Do List

 
My mom used to say, when you are trying to figure out what to buy an older person, don't give them a gift, give them your time.  Take them for a drive; take them to lunch; take them some baking; clean their house!  Great advice indeed!

What religion is your bra?

  A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for m...