Tuesday, December 10, 2019

Now I know!

Cell phone rules:
I two friends, one has a basket at her front door.  It says "when at Grandma's your cell phones go here".  The other took her family out for dinner.  She made everyone put their phone in the center of the table.  She said "the first one who picks up their phone will pay the bill".  Her son paid the bill!

What religion is your bra?

  A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for m...