Some states opening up?

I don't watch US news very much but was shocked when they are thinking of opening up movie theatres, gyms, bowling alleys, tattoo parlors, and beauty salons!

Our Health Minister tells us to stay home and avoid non-essential travel.  Our Prime Minister tells us every day how we must stay at home but if it's essential we go out, stay two meters apart.

Two countries, two different approaches to flattening the curve.  Who is correct?

If they do lift the "stay at home" order in some of the states, we will find out who is correct.

Now, when I go out, what should I wear?

I hope she punched holes in the shopping bag

Left over from her child's birthday party?

Unknown comic was great in the 80's

That looks like it would hurt

Very creative

Looks like she shops at Bed Bath and Beyond

Looks like he's on his way to Let's Make a Deal

What?

That's scary!

Very creative

I wonder if scared any children?

That's the safest one yet!