New
monthly budget: Gas $0 Entertainment $0 Clothes
$0 Groceries $2,799.
When
this quarantine is over, let's not tell some people.
You
know those car commercials where there's only vehicle on the road - doesn't
seem so unrealistic these days ...
They
can open things up next month, I'm staying in until September to see what happens to
you all first.
The
spread of Covid-19 is based on two things:
1. How
dense the population is.
2. How
dense the population is.
Appropriate
analogy: "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions
now" = "The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now".
People
keep asking: "Is Coronavirus REALLY all that serious?" Listen
y'all, the churches and casinos are closed. When heaven and
hell agree on the same thing it's probably pretty serious.
Never
in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing
a mask and ask for money.
Putting
a drink in each room of my house today and calling it a pub crawl.
Okay,
the schools are closed. So do we drop the kids off at the teacher's house
or what?
For the
second part of this quarantine do we have to stay with the same family or will
they relocate us?
Asking for myself.
Coronavirus
has turned us all into dogs. We wander around the house looking for
food. We get told "No" if we get too close to strangers and we get really excited about going for walks and
car rides.
The
dumbest thing I've ever bought was a 2020 planner ...
Have a great
day!!
