I don't understand why prescription medicine
is allowed to advertise on TV or why anyone would think of trying one of the
medicines after listening to the laundry list of warnings of possible side
effects. But this is definitely an exception!
Do
you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do
you suffer from shyness?
Do
you wish you were a better conversationalist?
Do
you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
Do
you feel stressed?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist
about Cabernet Sauvignon.
Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident.
It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're
ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with
a regimen of regular doses, you'll overcome obstacles that prevent you from
living the life you want.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past. You will discover talents
you never knew you had.
Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use it, but women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming
pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side Effects May Include:
Dizziness,
nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss
of money, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry
mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night Strip Poker, Truth Or
Dare, and Naked Twister.
Warnings:
The
consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when
you are not.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
Chardonnay, Sauvignon Blanc, Pinot Grigio, Scotch, Vodka or Bourbon and of
course Beer may be substituted for Cabernet Sauvignon, with similar results.
Please feel free to share this important information.
LIFE IS A CABERNET OLD CHUM.
