* Finland has just closed their borders, so nobody will be crossing the Finnish line.
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Due to the quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes.
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World Health Organization has determined that dogs cannot contract Covid-19.
Dogs previously being held in quarantine will be released. To be clear, WHO let
the dogs out.
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I'll tell you a Coronavirus joke, but you'll have to wait two weeks to see if you
got it.
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I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to start using old newspapers. Times are
rough.
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What do you call panic buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? A Wurst Kase
scenario.
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The grocery stores in France look like a tornado hit them. All that's left is
de brie.
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So many coronavirus jokes out there, it's a pundemic.
