Twelve Commandments for Seniors

 #1 - It's okay to talk to yourself.  There are times you need expert advice.

 #2 - "In Style" are the clothes that still fit.

 #3 - You don't need anger management.  You need people to stop ticking you off.

  #4 - Your people skills are just fine.  It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

 #5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it".

 #6 - "On time" is when you get there.

 #7 -  Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it does muffle the sound.

 #8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

  #9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.

#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.

"One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house – and while you’re ‘out on the road’, NEVER put anything on top of the car because you’ll forget it for sure when you drive away ☹