♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
♦ I think it's pretty cool how
Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90%
of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra.
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
♦ America is a country which produces
citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but
won't cross the street to vote.
♦ Money talks ... but all mine ever says
is good-bye.
♦
You're not fat, you're just easier to see.
♦ If
you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
♦ The location of your mailbox shows you
how far away from your house you can go in a robe before you start looking like
a mental patient.
♦ Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps
the kids in touch!
♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and
quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen,
Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all
single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
