For those of my generation who do not, and cannot, comprehend why Facebook exists:
I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying in same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I've done the night before what I will do later and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, my dog and of me gardening, taking things to the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch and doing what anybody and everybody does every day. I also listen to their conversations, give them "thumbs up" and tell them I "like" them.
It works just like Facebook. I already have 4 people following me: 2 police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.