- Stop spending money to get free shipping
- My coffee is still in the microwave
- Don't throw away the box with the instructions away until it's 100% done
- Glasses are on the top of your head
- Wearing headphones don't make your farts silent
- Just because it pops in your head doesn't mean it should come out of your mouth
- Don't use your phone as a flashlight to look for your phone
- You're never going to remember to do that thing later, do it now
Thursday, January 5, 2023
Notes to Myself
What religion is your bra?
A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for m...
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This is the time of year when everyone entertains and your weight can really escalate. Cec and I have been watching our weight since March....
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I use Wikipedia all the time. I never knew the story behind it. The fact Jimmy Wales set this up as a non-profit shows what an incredible ...
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I love researching famous women in history. I knew them all but three. Sacagawea: Sacagawea was a Lemhi Shoshone woman who, at age 1...