Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's
office:
"Time wounds all
heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on
Wheels
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At a Proctologist's
door:
"To expedite your
visit, please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what
your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's
truck:
"Don't sleep with
a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Bill
board:
"7 days without
God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in
Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your
next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge
an arm and a leg. We want tows…"
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On an Electrician's
truck:
"Let us remove
your shorts…"
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke,
we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room
door:
"Push. Push.
Push."
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At an Optometrist's
Office:
"If you don't see
what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's
window:
"We really know
our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome!
Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to
get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment
necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's
waiting room:
"Be back in 5
minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be
delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't,
you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there
and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a
Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully.
We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling
Station:
"Thank heaven for
little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in
town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of
Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This
Truck is full of Political Promises."
