These great questions and answers are from “Hollywood Squares” game show!
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul
Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If
you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A.
Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True
or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years...
A. George
Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q . Paul,
what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul
Lynde: Loneliness!
(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15
minutes of the show!)
Q. You've
been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don
Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose
Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which
of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A.
Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..
Q. What
are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George
Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you
grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul,
why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul
Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q.
Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any
during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In
bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose
Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. During
a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose
Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can
boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty
Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When
you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul
Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you
were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul
Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark..
Q.
According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit
of kissing a lot of people?
A.
Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. Back
in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he
trying to do?
A. George
Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A.
Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According
to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul
Lynde: Point and laugh
