"Lexophile" describes those who have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "To write with a broken pencil is pointless."
An annual competition is held by the New York Times to see who can create the best original lexophile.
I
changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
England
has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
Haunted
French pancakes give me the crepes. This girl today said she recognized me from
the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.
I
know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any
time.
A
thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When
the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
I
got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
A
dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A
will is a dead giveaway.
With
her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Police
were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did
you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all
right now.
A
bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
The
guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.
He
had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
I
didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did
you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't
control her pupils?
When
you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
When
chemists die, they barium.
I
stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I'm
reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Those
who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
