Saturday, December 12, 2020

What's Up?

The word UP has more meanings than any other two-letter English word.   UP is listed in the dictionary as an [adv.], [prep], [adj.], [n] or [v]

It's easy to understand  UP when it  means towards the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake  UP ? 

At a meeting, why does a topic come  UP ? Why do we speak  UP, why are the officers  UP   for election (if there is a tie, it is a toss  UP) and why is it  UP  to the secretary to write  UP the minutes

We call   UP   our friends, brighten  UP a room, polish   UP  the silverware, warm  UP   the leftovers, clean  UP   the kitchen and straighten UP the house. We lock  UP   the house and fix  UP   the old car.   

At other times, this little word has special meaning. People stir  UP   trouble, line  UP   for tickets, work  UP   an appetite and think  UP   excuses.   

To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed  UP   is special.   

And UP  can be confusing: A drain must be opened  UP because it is blocked  UP.   We open  UP   a store in the morning but we close it  UP  at night. We seem to be pretty mixed  UP   about  UP !  

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of  UP, look UP   the word   in the dictionary. It takes  UP   almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP   to about thirty definitions.   

If you are  UP   to it, you might try building  UP   a list of the many ways  UP   is used. It will take  UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give  UP, you may wind  UP  with UP   to a hundred or more.

 When it threatens to rain we say it is clouding  UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing  UP. When it rains the earth soaks  UP   the water. When it does not rain for a while things dry  UP .   

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it  UP , for now . . My time is  UP !   

Oh . . . One more thing: What is the first thing you do in the morning and the last thing you do at night?   

U   P   !   

Did that one crack you  UP ?   

WAIT: I almost forgot knocked UP, suck it UP, locked UP, fess UP, what’s UP, mixed UP, washed UP and fucked UP.

Don’t screw UP. 

Now I'll shut  UP! 

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