I don't understand why prescription medicine is allowed to advertise on TV or why anyone would think of trying one of the medicines after listening to the laundry list of warnings of possible side effects.
But this is definitely an
exception!
Do you have feelings of
inadequacy?
Do you suffer from
shyness?
Do you wish you were a
better conversationalist?
Do you sometimes wish you
were more assertive?
Do you sometimes feel
stressed?
If you
answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet
Sauvignon.
Cabernet Sauvignon is the
safe, natural way to feel better and more confident. It can help ease you out
of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do
just about anything.
You will notice the
benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a
regimen of regular doses, you'll overcome obstacles that prevent you from
living the life you want.
Shyness and awkwardness
will be a thing of the past. You will discover talents you never knew you had.
Cabernet Sauvignon may not
be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it, but
women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side Effects May Include:
Dizziness, nausea,
vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth,
and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and
Naked Twister.
Warnings:A
The consumption of Cabernet
Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
The consumption of Cabernet
Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that
you love them.
The consumption of Cabernet
Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of Cabernet
Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter,
faster and better looking than most people.
Chardonnay, Sauvignon
Blanc, Pinot Grigio, Tequila, Scotch, Vodka or Bourbon, and of course Beer, may
be substituted for Cabernet Sauvignon, with similar results.
Please feel free to share
this important information.
Oh, and
please never forget that: LIFE IS A CABERNET OLD
CHUM
