1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing
well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day w/out sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world
end-to-end, someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things
left by those who got there 1st.
12. Give a man a fish & he will eat for a day. Teach a man
to fish & he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the
dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the
hands of twelve (12) people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
