If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May; you may live in Canada.
If someone in a Home
Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there; you may live in
Canada.
If you’ve worn shorts
and a parka at the same time; you may live in Canada.
If you’ve had a lengthy
telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number; you may live in
Canada.
If ‘Vacation’ means
going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend; you may live in Canada.
If you measure distance
in hours; you may live in Canada.
If you know several
people who have hit a deer more than once; you may live in Canada.
If you have switched
from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ on the same day and back again; you may live in Canada.
If you can drive 90
km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching; you
may live in Canada.
If you install security
lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked; you may live in
Canada.
If you carry jumper
cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them; you may live in Canada.
If you design your kid’s
Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit; you may live in Canada.
If the speed limit on
the highway is 80 km — you’re going 95 and everybody is passing you; you may
live in Canada.
If driving is better in
the winter because the potholes are filled with snow; you may live in Canada.
If you know all 4
seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction; you may
live in Canada.
If you have more miles
on your snow blower than your car; you may live in Canada.
If you find -2 degrees
‘a little chilly’; you may live in Canada.
If you actually
understand these jokes; you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.
