Thursday, September 12, 2024

Bear came home!

 FOUND!
After a week away, a neighbour two doors away found Bear!  We've searched this complex with a cat sniffing dog and he wasn't here.  I have no idea where he was but he is sure hungry.  He's happy to be home and it will be interesting if he ever bolts out again.

When Cheryl's inside cat Persephone was a kitten at Thanksgiving when she had the door a crack open to cool the house down from all the cooking, Persephone went out.  Everyone at dinner went out and we saw her.  She kept running away from us.  The next morning Dave found her and again, she ran from him.  They kept the door open, she came back in by herself and never went outside again.

What religion is your bra?

  A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for m...