How Canadian are you?

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So, how Canadian are you, anyway? Take this quiz and find out!

When a sentence starts with “So buddy comes over to the shop,” what is buddy most likely to be?

A friend?  A police officer?  A well-meaning idiot?  Or literally someone named Buddy.

"Dave is a massive tool." Is Dave...

Handy? A jackass? A very strong person? Or blessed when the Queen was handing out the family jewels?

"That concert was mental." Was it...

Insane in a good way? Did something go badly wrong? Did it feature a lot of sensory experiences? Or did it make you think deeply?

Your friend tells you to "Just give 'er." Should you...

Cave in to something you don't want to do? Give someone a gift? Accelerate your car fast? Or ignore what someone's telling you?

If you ended up at the legion after, what did you most likely do next?

Played lacrosse? Drank beer? Read your anime story to an audience? Or cleaned up moose shit?

If Sarah is a "real keener," is she...

Enthusiastic to the point of being annoying? Good at telling jokes? Someone who cries too easily? Or a busybody?

Someone hands you a two-four. Do you...

Drink it? Burn it? Use it to build a house? Or hand it right back and apologize?

What do you put in a parkade?

Juice? Your children? Your car? Or nothing, because parkade is a word I just made up?

If buddy biffs it, what did buddy do?

Slip and fall? Miss an opportunity? Dance like Elaine from Seinfeld? Or fall asleep at an inopportune moment?

The garburator is broken. You should call...

The police? Your city's garbage pickup people? An appliance repair person? Or a linguistics professor?

ANSWERS:

Buddy, in this context, is most likely to be an idiot. A massive tool is also an idiot. If something’s mental, it’s like metal — hardcore, in a good way. If you’re givin’ her, you are pedal to the metal in your car If you’re at a legion, you’re probably drinking. Keeners are enthusiastic about things to the point of exhaustion A two-four is a flat of beer (24 beers) A parkade is a multi-storey parking structure If you biff it, you’ve fallen. And people probably laughed at you. (Note: In the eastern parts of Canada, "biff" is more likely to mean you've thrown something. In other parts, "biff" means to vomit.) A garburator is a garbage disposal grinder in a sink