Tuesday, September 14, 2021

Things

 

I just took a   
leaflet out of my mailbox,

informing me that I can
have sex at  85.

I'm so happy because I live at   
number   83.
So it's not too far to walk home
afterward.
And
it's on the same side of the street.
I don't even have
to cross the road!

~~~~~


Answering machine
 
message,
"I am not available right now,
but
thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making
some changes in my life.
Please leave a message
after the beep.
If I do not return your
call,
you are one of the
changes."

~~~~~

My wife and I had   
words, but I didn't get to use
mine.

~~~~~

Frustration is trying to   
find your glasses without your
glasses.

~~~~~

Blessed are those who can   
give without remembering
and take without
forgetting.

~~~~~

The   
irony of life is that,
by the time you're old
enough to know your way around,
you're not going
anywhere.

~~~~~   

God made man before 
a woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.

~~~~~   

I was
always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps
getting harder to find one.

~~~~~

Every   
morning is the dawn of a new
error.

~~~~~


Merry Shipmass

 From our house to yours, Merry Christmas!