A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
Blind man driving.
SIGN OVER A GYNECOLOGIST’s OFFICE
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
IN A PODIATRIST’s OFFICE
Time wounds all heels.
ON A SEPTIC TANK TRUCK
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
AT AN OPTOMETRIST’S OFFICE
If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.
ON A PLUMBER’S TRUCK
We repair what your husband fixed.
ON ANOTHER PLUMBERS TRUCK
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
AT A TIRE SHOP IN MILLWAUKEE
Invite us to your next blowout.
ON AN ELECTRICIAN’S TRUCK
Let us remove your shorts.
IN A NON SMOKING AREA
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
will take appropriate action."
ON A MATERNITY ROOM DOOR
Push. Push. Push."
AT A CAR DEALERSHIP
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
OUTSIDE A MUFFLER SHOP
No
appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
IN A VETERINARIAN’S WAITING ROOM
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
AT THE ELECTRIC COMPANY
We would be
delighted if you send in your payment on time
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
IN A RESTAURANT WINDOW
Don't stand
there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
IN THE FRONT YARD OF A FUNERAL HOME
Drive carefully. We'll wait.
ATB A PROPANE FILLING STATION
Thank Heaven for little grills.
IN A CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP
Best place
in town to take a leak.
SIGN ON THE BACK OF ANOTHER SEPTIC TANK TRUCK
Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises.
