They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The sermon this morning:
“Jesus Walks on the Water.”
The sermon tonight: ‘
“Searching for Jesus.”
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things
not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So
ends a friendship that began in their school days.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come
early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new
members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you
want remembered.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back
door.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use
large double door at the side.
