Monday, February 19, 2024

What is Globalization?

 

Globalization?

A definition of globalization that I can understand

and to which I now can relate:

Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer :
Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer :

An
English Princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend

crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a

German
car

with a
Dutch engine,

driven
by a Belgian

who was
drunk

on
Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you
Challenge the spelling),

followed
closely by

Italian
Paparazzi,

on
Japanese motorcycles,

treated
by an American doctor,
using

Brazilian
medicines.

This is
sent to you by

a
Canadian,

using

American
Bill Gates' technology,

and
you're probably reading
this on your computer, or phone

that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and a

Korean
monitor,

assembled
by

Bangladeshi
workers

in a
Singapore plant,

transported
by Indian

truck drivers,

hijacked
by Indonesians,

unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,

and

trucked to you by

Mexicans

Who are in the

US Illegally.

That, my friends, is    Globalization

Starting to plan next year's vacation

With the Canadian Dollar/US Dollar exchange rate at 1.40 before the credit card surcharge, we've decided to stay in Canada next year.  W...