- Number 9: Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
- Number 8: Life is sexually transmitted.
- Number 7: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
- Number 6: Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes make him a sandwich.
- Number 5: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't both you for weeks, months, maybe years.
- Number 4: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
- Number 3: All of us could take a lesson from the weather, It pays no attention to criticism.
- Number 2: In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
- Number 1: Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
Sunday, March 30, 2025
Nine Important Facts
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