Friday, December 6, 2024

Santa, please....

Dear Santa:


THIS YEAR

PLEASE BRING  ME

A BIG FAT BANK ACCOUNT 

AND A SLIM BODY.

 

PLEASE DONT 

MIX THE TWO UP

LIKE YOU DID  

LAST YEAR.

 

THANKS!


Prince Philip

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